Two opportunities.
One Team.
One operating team with real formulation and retail depth, behind two consumer wellness companies.
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01 / ATHLETIC RECOVERYYOUR BODY KEEPS SCORE
AMBITION. PERFORMANCE. RECOVERY. LONGEVITY.
Every day your body is in the game. Work. Workouts. Travel. Stress. Sleep. Repeat.
SCOREBOARD brings athlete-level recovery rituals to everyday life — muscle recovery, daily body maintenance, hydration and performance support.
Because winning the game of life isn’t about grinding harder. It’s about recovering better so you can show up again tomorrow.
Built with champions. Gary Payton, NBA Champion and Hall of Famer. Gary Payton II, NBA Champion, Golden State Warriors.
The Game Changer Blend. A proprietary recovery formula — arnica, turmeric, magnesium, boswellia, clary sage.
$60B+ market. Current global consumer spending across sports recovery, muscle care and performance body care.
- —Full product lineup and the expansion playbook
- —$2M investment ask and use of funds
- —Athlete network and licensing model
02 / PRESTIGE CLEAN BEAUTY“If you don’t look out for others, who will look out for you?”
WHOOPI GOLDBERG
A company redefining what clean beauty and wellness means.
It began as a deeply personal vision shared between Whoopi Goldberg and her daughter, Alex Martin — a belief wellbeing should be accessible at every age and every stage of life.
High-quality, expertly formulated products at an accessible price point, built on generational wisdom for the entire family.
Founder-led powerhouse. Whoopi Goldberg and Alex Martin bring cultural trust, authenticity, and multigenerational relevance.
5,000+ formulations. Melissa Jochim, clean-beauty pioneer and Founding Formulator of Juice Beauty, brings 30+ years of expertise.
2026 launch collection. Intimate wellness, essential five-step skincare, body care and wellness.
Something to shout about.
Make Whoopi is the first collection to launch under the Whoopi Wellness banner: clean intimate wellness, built on body intelligence and unapologetic honesty.
Six products at launch — pH balanced, glycerin-free, organic aloe-based, formulated without parabens, petroleum, silicones or synthetic fragrance. The 510(k) approved water-based lubricant anchors the lineup.
Skincare, body care and the generational collections follow, category by category, on the roadmap in the deck.
- Smooth Talker
- Eat A Friend
- Make Me Melt
- Whoop!! There It Is
- That’s A Wrap
- Clean Getaway
- —Pro forma, 2026–2029
- —$2MM SAFE with early-investor warrant coverage
- —Retail strategy and the multi-category expansion roadmap
- —Make Whoopi launch collection, in full
The operating team
The team behind
both.
Three-time founder; 20+ years launching and scaling companies across eCommerce, technology and wellness.
Operator and ecommerce strategist; 30 years across production, brand development and digital infrastructure.
Clean-beauty pioneer behind Juice Beauty; 30+ years, 5,000+ formulations, 16 patents.
Brand architect with 15+ years scaling consumer brands across retail, production, and distribution.
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