Three brands.
One operating team.
One operating team with real formulation and retail depth, running three consumer wellness brands.
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01 / ATHLETIC RECOVERYYOUR BODY KEEPS SCORE
AMBITION. PERFORMANCE. RECOVERY. LONGEVITY.
Every day your body is in the game. Work. Workouts. Travel. Stress. Sleep. Repeat.
SCOREBOARD brings athlete-level recovery rituals to everyday life — muscle recovery, daily body maintenance, hydration and performance support.
Because winning the game of life isn’t about grinding harder. It’s about recovering better so you can show up again tomorrow.
Built with champions. Gary Payton, NBA Champion and Hall of Famer. Gary Payton II, NBA Champion, Golden State Warriors.
The Game Changer Blend. A proprietary recovery formula — arnica, turmeric, magnesium, boswellia, clary sage.
$60B+ market. Current global consumer spending across sports recovery, muscle care and performance body care.
- —Full product lineup and the expansion playbook
- —$2M investment ask and use of funds
- —Athlete network and licensing model
02 / PRESTIGE CLEAN BEAUTY“If you don’t look out for others, who will look out for you?”
WHOOPI GOLDBERG
A company redefining what clean beauty and wellness means.
It began as a deeply personal vision shared between Whoopi Goldberg and her daughter, Alex Martin — a belief wellbeing should be accessible at every age and every stage of life.
High-quality, expertly formulated products at an accessible price point, built on generational wisdom for the entire family.
Founder-led powerhouse. Whoopi Goldberg and Alex Martin bring cultural trust, authenticity, and multigenerational relevance.
5,000+ formulations. Melissa Jochim, clean-beauty pioneer and Founding Formulator of Juice Beauty, brings 30+ years of expertise.
2026 launch collection. Intimate wellness, essential five-step skincare, body care and wellness.
- —Pro forma, 2026–2029
- —$2MM SAFE with early-investor warrant coverage
- —Retail strategy and expansion roadmap
03 / INTIMATE WELLNESS
Something to shout about.
Pleasure got pushed into a whisper. We are turning up the volume.
Built on body intelligence, clean standards, and unapologetic honesty — pH balanced, glycerin-free, organic aloe-based formulas.
This isn’t novelty. It is wellness — treated the way adults should: openly, intelligently and without apology.
- Smooth Talker
- Eat A Friend
- Make Me Melt
- Whoop!! There It Is
- That’s A Wrap
- Clean Getaway
A full collection, formulated. Six products, formulated without parabens, petroleum, silicones, glycerin, or synthetic fragrance.
510(k) approved water-based lubricant anchors the lineup.
Body-aware by design. Organic aloe-based, pH balanced — created with intimate wellness in mind.
- —Full collection detail and ingredient decks
- —Launch pro forma
- —Retail and distribution strategy
The operating team
The team behind
all three.
Three-time founder; 20+ years launching and scaling companies across eCommerce, technology and wellness.
Operator and ecommerce strategist; 30 years across production, brand development and digital infrastructure.
Clean-beauty pioneer behind Juice Beauty; 30+ years, 5,000+ formulations, 16 patents.
Brand architect with 15+ years scaling consumer brands across retail, production, and distribution.
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